30 Things Women Think About During Sex
junglejustine: I wonder who is on The Daily Show tonight? I can’t do this with my dog watching. Yes! Yes! Yes! Right there! Ow! Slow the hell down! What the hell are you doing? It’s cold in here. What am I going to wear tomorrow? I should not have had so much to drink. Did he hear me just queef? Ugh, I hate condoms. Was I wearing lipstick? Is there red lipstick all over everything? F**k,...
Its scary how easy it is to find everything about someone online. lol cyber stalking way more fun and safe then regular creeper stalking!
I was just chating with a old friend from high school who was a big slut…well she just liked sex i guess! But she did alot of boys all the time then one day poof she was a lesbo! and she has been for a while now. So im talking to here online and she tells me that she goes to an all girls school and how she doesnt like it….. So i ask her why not I thought she would!!!! LMAO im glad she...
Not even 2min in too just browsing the internet and tumblr this dumbass computer tells me it needs to update and will shut down in 4min…good thing there was another comp open lol
I barely turn on this stupid computer here in the union at school and right after i sit down I have to flippin pee ffffuuuuu!!
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...– Charles Schultz (via mitchtime)
did he write back????
Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...– President Obama via Reuters (via amazingamanda) (via wendyomgzlol) (via tiffanyarei)
junglejustine: Dear whytheyrehot.com lovers, Apparently someone requested that I get replaced at whytheyrehot.com. Nice try but you fail. I’m in school and write for other publications. I don’t always have time to post and realize that it would be frustrating for the readers of whytheyrehot.com. I really like writing and co-running the site with Maria but you all are taking something that is...
I decided what I am going to be for Halloween!
Lady Gaga…but which outfit there is so many to chose from!?
Having a very long term relationship is hard, but if its real and you cant live without that person it will work.
So just live, have wonderful times and make mistakes but never second guess...– Sex and the City (via maritess-r)
butterfliesatthemailbox: feliciababay: ...
General Tumblr Population Guide
junglejustine: saafz: It’s easy to dismiss our community as merely a hipster-infested roach palace of bloggers when it is so much more than that. I’ve divided the tumblr population into neat little groups. Let me break it down for y’all ‘cause I’m truly genuine (major cool points if you recognize the reference). Group 1: They’re angsty, slightly overweight, lesbian/bi-curious teenies that...
This guy in my class is asking me if we have to write a 2 page paper front and back? uh…We aren’t literally going to write the paper with a pencil…i don’t think he knows we are going to do it on the computer…like everything else in college smh! He also asked me if we can use our notes on the quiz, I had to remind him we are in college…this kid gives me a...
Some people just post for shock value…aka likes.
Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don’t...– Pete Wentz (via norais) (via bedspreadbandit) (via junglejustine)
aowins: I’m home from work. I need a tattoo on my face that says taken. Girls who go to the club are so desperate for attention. Anyway, Fable II until I’m sleepy maybe some COD4 aww! your such a nerd i love it!
Why is it that grandmas house is just a little warmer then any other place?
junglejustine: Michael Jackson - The Way You...
junglejustine: Eleni, Question that piece you wrote on rape, will there be more? I really liked it! Thanks Eleni! I really appreciate you taking the time to read my work, I’m going to have to start putting all my writing into a folder labeled portfolio because apparently my school work is a lot better than I think. I’m my own worst critic, it’s terrible. Again, thank you! And yes, there will...
I just played Afroman "Colt 45" in the bar and...
thenickmusicblog: …yeah we like to party and two zig zags baby thats all we need…
Me: Did you already get your coffee?
Mom: Yes, and I wanted to be happy this morning so I put it in a Santa Claus cup! *gives warm smile*
Me: lol its the little things!
gosh, He's... Yeah
raheelio432: adrian is the cute thing ever. wait flag on the play! what happened!
So im kinda lost right now…not like I need a gps but if they make one to find who you are and why you are here then sure where do I get it? But I started feeling like this all of the sudden. I am not the same person who I was a year ago, I dont know who I am which is a little scary. For example I think I have changed what I want to do about four different times and that just pisses me off to...
Even though I am not the best writer it still makes you feel good to get all your emotions out somewhere.