Anyone have book suggestions?
AO’s awesome aunt gave him her nook so I get the kindle! So I can get a ton of books now! So give me ya’lls favorites!
kndvg asked: because emi rules.
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling...– Excerpt from Bossypants by Tina Fey (via aowins)
ishotbiggiesmalls: i have horrible breasts.
Judgin judgers who judge. :/
Everyone is constantly judging everyone all the time. Why whats the point. Doesn’t make you better. Actually makes you worse. Let people do what they want, even if they are sluts, or man whores. But putting a title on a person who doesn’t deserve it, now thats wrong.
on the phone with mom
me: i need a fan.
mom: *clapping and shouting yaaayyy*
me: not that kind of fan.
If people start talking normally that are Asian… I’ll lose 10 minutes of my...– Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately 5/23/11)
I have not done anything illegal yet…dish guy said he is almost done. I am still starving and cant really do my work on the phone cause him and his boots are too loud. I have almost made it. couple more minutes and this guy survives.
Can this dish dude be done so I can go get something to eat and not possibly die. Also I am super tired and would love a nap. You know what he told me? OH which is the master bedroom? I point to the right one. He goes oh haha I messed up. Oh really Mario you messed up? Well I am about to mess your face up how would you like that huh???
I.M'ing with Mom about work
Mom: I need you to enter this order asap, under best practices
Me: You should text Itze and tell her to rush even though she is super fast already.
Mom: Does that mean its in?
Me: Thats what she said!!!
Me: And yes.
Mom: Youre so bad!!! jajaja
YOU GOT DIRKED ON
nbaoffseason: The GIF to end all GIFs (thank you @drewberinger!) damn you dirk stop making me like you!
Next date to survive, December 21 2012
that owl is hilarious!
1999 Prince. Rapture Playlist. Switch it to 2k11
The world didn't end... Its already Saturday in...
She looks like George Lopez and I respect that.– Chelsea Lately, on Arnold Schwarzeneggerr’s maid/babymama (via emiswi)
I will never call AO my hubby and I will never be called a Wifey. Its weird.
I really need to stop looking at Greys related crap online. Its making me depressed.
I always assumed Jesus was from New York. Probably the upper East Side like most...– Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately (via uninspiringshit)
how to track anonymous asks.
passthemike: z0xlydwienerx: So you have your ask. STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block” STEP TWO: Right click the word block. STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source” STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up: Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup Paste the IP address into there,...
valerie-farr replied to your post: Why do people I never really talked to in high… Because you want to look at their pictures :3 stop being right.
That awkward moment when you finish a TV show...